Sadboy Pizza Menu

18" extra large pizzas (8 slices) / feeds 3-4 / most pizzas finished with grana padano and fresh basil

vegan substitutions available on all pizzas

  • nonna - $25

    tomato pie (no mozz), crushed garlic, pecorino romano, olive oil

  • mozz og - $30

    fresh and aged mozzarella blend

  • thicc boi - $33

    double pepperoni, crushed garlic

  • baba - $34

    red pepper, red onion, feta

  • hot hog - $35

    pepperoni, bacon, house pickled jalapeños

  • you're gonna go far, kid - $36

    cheddar jalapeño sauce, cheddar, bacon, house pickled jalapeños

  • 666 cheesus (white) - $36

    garlic cream sauce, fresh and aged mozzarella, brick, gorgonzola, pecorino romano

  • diavola - $37

    soppressata, cured chilies
    red onion, crushed garlic

  • a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do - $37

    garlic cream sauce, dill pickles, bacon, crispy onions, crushed garlic

  • joe & sam - $38

    garlic cream sauce, potatoes, cheddar, caramelized onions, bacon, green onion, sour cream ranch drizzle

  • bikini bottom - $38

    rose sauce, roasted pineapple, prosciutto and pancetta blend, green onion

  • it's-a-me, mario - $38

    garlic cream sauce, fresh and aged mozzarella, provolone, 'nduja sausage (spicy calabrian), sweet truffle ricotta

  • very demure - $38

    garlic cream sauce, portobello mushroom duxelles, garlic confit, pecorino romano, white truffle oil

Dips and dessert

  • dips (3oz.)

    ranch, garlic-parm, cheddar jalapeño, spicy mayo, hot honey, marinara

  • cookie butter cake

    whipped cookie butter fluff between flakey layers. not too sweet. serves 2... or 1. hehe.